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[Dec. 15th, 2010|05:28 pm] |
Right. Now, this is getting a little ridiculous. And what's with all the sodding birds? I might also be a bit peeved that Georgie and I didn't come up with the idea first - I told you, he'd take all the good ideas with him to Brazil. I know I'm the more brilliant twin, but something short circuits when I don't have his dull brain to bounce things back on.
Also, what was that symbol? Don't like it. Where does it keep it's brain?
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[Nov. 16th, 2010|09:10 pm] |
I AM AMAZING!
SO IS MY WIFE!
SO IS THE WORLD! |
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[Nov. 15th, 2010|09:24 pm] |
So, there's been an issue at the new shop in Brazil and Georgie volunteered to go down for a bit and get it sorted out. I'm fairly sure the issue was something he came up with as an excuse to get arrested in a whole new country - Ange, you didn't go with him, did you? - and he'll be back in a few months, tops. This will probably slow down new products for a bit. Can't figure out anything when he's on holiday.
I say this to say - the Diagon shop is going to need at least one more shop keeper. Before I run an add in the Prophet, is anyone here that isn't a giant git looking for some steady work? We pay, and you only get blown up a little.
Also, I'm brother-lonely, without George. Any other Weasleys want to do something about that?
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[Oct. 8th, 2010|09:12 pm] |
ONE WEEK ONLY: SALE ON ALL ITEMS IN THE 'A VERY WEASLEY CONFECTIONARY' LINE. STOCK UP FOR HALLOWEEN.
Also, my wife is a lunatic. I mean, I love her, and I'm just about as thrilled as I have been about anything ever that I finally convinced her with my amazingly convincing wit to get knocked up again. Still, she can't remember her bloody name half the time.
And how did I forget how horrible morning sickness is? I mean, I've seen puke - hell, most of our products cause it and worse for fun - but it's every morning and sometimes in the afternoon. Or evening. Or when she smells something that she was perfectly fine smelling a day ago. It's mental.
Have I mentioned I love every bloody second of it? I'm so excited I can't sodding breathe. Charlie's happy to have a little brother or sister, too. She wants to help me redecorate the nursery. I'm thinking the crib this time should be a bear. Charlie's was a dragon, of course, but that's her bed still after we transfigured it a bit. So, a bear this time.
Or maybe a goat. That would be appropriate to the conception and all.
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[Aug. 30th, 2010|06:32 pm] |
You don't think Gin will be too terribly embarrassed by the body paint George and I will be wearing, do you? Nope. Didn't think so. Ang? No, probably not her either. Let's just say, you'll be able to tell where we're sitting.
Charlie's first major Quidditch match. It'll be dead funny pointing out all the blokes George and I beat at Quidditch matches at school who are on these teams.
GIVE 'EM HELL, ENGLAND!
Now, to find the sodding tent. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2010|08:31 pm] |
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[Jul. 9th, 2010|08:08 pm] |
The psychedelic look is fun, but getting a bit tiresome. So, here's a new WWW Contest. You design our journal covers! Send your contest entries to WWW, Diagon Alley.
Oh, and as for recent complaints - per this contest, the more salacious the better.
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[Jun. 28th, 2010|08:48 pm] |
If you haven't come in to claim your prize, those of you who won the mystery prize drawings at the auction, you should come by this week! We're getting some new shipments in you can draw from.
Also, due to some unfortunate mating situations, pygmy puffs are going to be a quarter prise at the Diagon Alley shop, until the damned things stop overflowing the cages! If you've ever wanted one, now's your best chance.
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[Jun. 20th, 2010|12:23 pm] |
Weasley Wizard Wheezes will be closing today at eleven. I wouldn't say there are better places to be today, but there are some ceremonies and all going on that are probably important not to miss. Also, definitely make plans for that charity auction next weekend! I happen to know firsthand that the door prizes are going to be excellent.
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[Apr. 21st, 2010|08:34 pm] |
Funny what you don't read in the news, isn't it? Like, no one's written about the WWW's latest seasonal sale. WonderWitch beauty line products are half off this month, just in time for Spring dates.
Oh, and the fact that Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts and are torturing students. Haven't read anything about that, either.
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|09:58 pm] |
You know who I feel sorry for? Sod feeling sorry for the goblins - I feel sorry for the wizards who'll be stepping in to take their places. First bit of real work any of them ever step up to do in their whole sodding lives, and everyone will know pretty obviously how much worse they are at it than "beasts".
Has to be embarrassing. Be pretty funny to watch though - I see more lunches in the bank lobby in my future. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2010|08:36 pm] |
I love muggles, I really do. I was looking in to some crosses between arithmancy and muggle maths (don't ask, it's for a product, let's just leave it at that.) Guess what I found?
Zenzizenzizenzic.
Zenzizenzizenzic. The square of the square of a squared number. Now, I don't know maths as well as some, I'm sure, but couldn't you just sodding well say the eight power of a number or something similar. It wouldn't be nearly as much fun, though.
And muggleborns say we have strange names for things.
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|03:01 pm] |
Remember, until the end of the day all products in the WonderWitch Line are half off at both Weasley Wizard Wheezes locations (Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade, for those of you living under rocks!)
We're not the biggest fans of the bright pink packaging, but these items definitely have some possibilities for helping out your love lives. We've heard rumours that some people who aren't graced with natural beauty like we are need all the help they can get.
Line Includes: WonderWitch Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher, a lotion sure to vanish your pimples in under ten seconds; WonderWitch Love Potion #10, sure to work for up to twenty-four hours depending on the weight of the bloke in question and the attractiveness of the girl; and WonderWitch All-Natural Hair Morphing Goop, to change hair colour over and over again for hours for those birds who just can't make up their minds.
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